Verstaan Jy Rugby?


HAPPY FRIDAY: Verstaan jy rugby? Do you understand rugby?

We’re going to have to explain some of these to our non-South African friends. With the Rugby World Cup well underway there may be some who are still trying to get to grips with how the game of rugby works. It’s a strange and spiritual sport that may need some explaining.

Glad to see that our boys are holding their own this World Cup. Go Bokke! (South Africa’s rugby team are called the Springboks (see image below for pronunciation) which is a cute little piece of fauna found in South Africa that has the widest eyes when your car lights shine onto its face). Here are some more things you may not know about South Africa and the traditional game of rugby.

South Africa’s Rugby team are called the Springboks

Verstaan Jy Rugby?

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It is pronounced thusly-wise (more or less).

Rugby for Beginners

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A “long drop” is a foul-smelling outdoor toilet. It’s basically a shack built over a hole in the ground. You may recall that scene in Slumdog Millionaire where that little Punjabi boy jumps down a long drop and gets covered in you-know-what.

Verstaan jy Balsak?

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This is clearly just an innocent sack of balls minding it’s own business. However, in Afrikaans “balsak” is used as a derogatory term. It refers to the male scrotum (ball sack) in which the testicles are kept. So one wouldn’t call the Arch Bishop a “balsak” for example.

Verstaan jy Fly-Half ?

Verstaan Jy Rugby?

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Someone is clearly taking the piss here by presenting us with a fly that has obviously be sliced in half by a series of unfortunate events. But in the game of rugby the “fly-half” is quite an important position. I don’t really know where they stand on the rugby field but I do know that they can run like the wind!

Pat Lambie

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Pat Lambie is one of our shining stars on the rugby field. He’s the one that kicks the ball a lot. He gets a lot of attention as you can see above and whenever he has an ‘off day’ or bad game newspapers seize the opportunity to use the cliche headline “A Lambie to the slaughter” or some similar dribble. Pat has had a haircut since this photo was taken.

Loose Forward

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I don’t really know how to explain this one. Some poor soul has clearly dislodged his fast-forward button on his remote. Forwards in rugby are the players at the front. Why they would be “loose” I’m not too sure. I’m not really that qualified to offer much wisdom on rugby at all to be honest. Perhaps some of our more hardcore fans could explain this one?

** More Happy Friday Humour **

Galen

Galen (name), meaning: "Curious One". A lover of language, human ingenuity and the forces of the universe. Hugely drawn towards the mysterious and unknown. Regular laughter and escapism essential.

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4 Responses

  1. Keith Moore says:

    Great stuff boet, nice to see even the lesser rugby fans getting behind the boys! Loose forward: a flank/number 8. In the pack you get your tight five who are all bound together to eachother in the scrum (and do all the ugly work!), whereas the ‘loose trio’ are attached to the scrum but not bound by others. See this pic: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Education/Pix/pictures/2010/10/28/1288279732439/A-scrum-between-England-a-006.jpg . Of the white team (England), numbers 19,6 and 8 are involved in the scrum to push but are not bound by anyone else, they merely attach themselves and detach at their own discretion. Famous loose forwards: Schalk Burger, Richie McCaw, Pierre Spies. Hope that explains it!

  2. Galen says:

    Indeed it does! Here I was thinking that “loose” forwards were “easy” and are the players who the groupies and cheerleaders tend to flirt with post game ;)

  3. Amusing says:

    Is the half-a-fly’s name Eric perhaps? :-p

  4. Galen says:

    I believe he used to go by the name Jean-Pierre when it was fuller bodied. Now he’s just known as Jean

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