Blog Spam Fails

BLOG SPAM: And the Award for Blog Spam Fails goes to …

If you have a blog, you will have encountered blog spam. Many empty their spam folders like dirty bedpans on a daily basis. It’s usually quite irritating but can be quite amazing at times too.

But seriously, if you’re going to spam attack blogs with comments at least have it checked for grammar. R-tards. Blog spammers make it way too easy to get identified as such by attempting to post the most retarded combinations of words ‘disguised’ as blog comments.

Blog spam is easy to spot. Apart from shocking grammar, spam comments will usually contain links. The most obvious giveaway will often be the author’s name, e.g. “Kitchen Appliances”. How stupid can you be? Seriously. Blog spam comments will usually generalise too – never being specific about what post is being spam-bombed. Let me illustrate.

Blog Spam Fails Awards

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And the R-tard award for Blog Spam Fails goes to … Louis Vuitton.


Galen (name), meaning: "Curious One". A lover of language, human ingenuity and the forces of the universe. Hugely drawn towards the mysterious and unknown. Regular laughter and escapism essential.

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