Why Men Die Before Women
Statistically, the average First World woman lives 22.6% longer than the average First World man. Okay I made that up, as convincing as it sounded. But the point is that women today are out-living men more than ever – slowly building an underground, right-wing, feminist society that will one day rule the entire world.
But perhaps women do not owe their longevity to a well-balanced diet or anti-aging L’Oréal products. Perhaps it is freak accidents such as these that place men lower down on the survival scale…
The plight of men
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