Why Men Die Before Women

Statistically, the average First World woman lives 22.6% longer than the average First World man. Okay I made that up, as convincing as it sounded. But the point is that women today are out-living men more than ever – slowly building an underground, right-wing, feminist society that will one day rule the entire world.

But perhaps women do not owe their longevity to a well-balanced diet or anti-aging L’Oréal products. Perhaps it is freak accidents such as these that place men lower down on the survival scale…

The plight of men

Why men die before women

It’s those damn sexy women that seem to cause the most deaths in men

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Galen (name), meaning: "Curious One". A lover of language, human ingenuity and the forces of the universe. Hugely drawn towards the mysterious and unknown. Regular laughter and escapism essential.

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7 Responses

  1. That’s why I shave myself

  2. Galen Schultz says:

    A wise idea :)

  3. KM says:

    They say in a marriage the man normally dies before the woman because he wants to. Also not helping the male cause.

  4. Lizwi says:

    Men die before women because of stress that comes from worrying about their wives growing older and looking less attractive.

  5. Galen Schultz says:

    Yoh, this appears to be turing into a heated debate. Please note that the above is merely a joke that should perhaps say “why men die FOR women”. If you don’t get it then you’re probably one of those people on a plane who watches intently when they demonstrate how to use the belt buckle ;)

  6. Mags says:

    Speaking as a feminine female, I’ve come to the conclusion that women outlive men because men wear themselves out too quickly. They exercise too much … lifting those heavy beer tankards, picking up floozies, looking for golf balls … strains the muscles

  7. Galen Schultz says:

    Well, the sophisticated man gets other people to pour beer for him and drives golf carts :-) Floozies?

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