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Dear *blank* 0

Dear *blank*

Dear girls who have been dumped: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Just kidding! They’re all dead. Sincerely, BP

Truisms – funny, but true! 0

Truisms – funny, but true!

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far