The drunk and the blonde

This joke is terrible but the animations are quite cool…

The drunkA drunk is sitting at the bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him. A fellow at the other end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. The glass hits the blonde in the breasts and spills all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.

The blondeThis happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick the blonde on her breasts. She decks him! The drunk is lying on the floor moaning and groaning. “Why do you let the bartender do it!?” The drunk asks the blonde.
She answers: “Because he’s got…

The finger


The laughing mouse

Apparently mice find this very funny. lol, rofl, lmao!

Happy Friday :)

That was bad. But this one’s quite good: When “shit” began

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Galen (name), meaning: "Curious One". A lover of language, human ingenuity and the forces of the universe. Hugely drawn towards the mysterious and unknown. Regular laughter and escapism essential.

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2 Responses

  1. PURPLE HATTER says:


  2. Galen Schultz says:

    Lol. I’m ‘laughing’ because you ‘laughed’ :)

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